You Won’t Like Me When I’m Ang Lee: Hulk (2003) Review
In a way, Hulk was oddly prophetic of blockbuster cinema today: franchise-starters that exist to set up sequels. Unfortunately, the first entry needs to work on its own.
An Apple a Day Might Kill You: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Review
It took 4 years, a bank loan, and went overbudget. It was surely a failure. Yet, Snow White became the highest grossing film of all time, a beloved classic, and arguably the most influential animated film of all time.
Where’s Cabbage Man? The Last Airbender Review
I honestly can’t think of anything to recommend here. The direction is terrible, the acting is terrible, the script is terrible.