Seacrest Out! From Justin to Kelly Review
Welcome to Hell.
“Weird” Al Yankovic: The Movie: UHF Review
It seems critics didn’t appreciate the random, see-what-sticks style on display here. If they had, they may have understood what this film truly is: a 97-minute peek into the mind of “Weird” Al himself.
A Rich Man’s War, a Poor Man’s Fight: Free State of Jones Review
In essence, Free State of Jones is about a rebellion within a rebellion, about a man who got tired of suffering for other people protecting themselves and saw slavery for what it truly is. It’s an ambitious film, but lacks focus. I like this movie, and it doesn’t really work.
The Naked Alien Vampire Zombie Movie You Never Knew You Always Wanted: Lifeforce Review
Lifeforce may have been made with the mainstream Summer movie season in mind, but it does not feel like it. Despite the budget, this is very much a B-movie, with all the silliness, violence, acting, effects, cheese and exploitation that term implies.
Wait, this isn’t the Will Smith Movie? Titan A.E. Review
Titan A.E. has been reevaluated to an extent, with some seeing it as an overlooked masterpiece. While there is a lot to admire about it, the film’s tumultuous production shows itself on screen, and the story and characters leave something to be desired.
Evil is Infectious: John Carpenter’s The Thing Review
To view The Thing is to invite yourself into its cold, bleak, and nihilistic world. This is by design, and is what makes The Thing truly special.
How Do You Pronounce These Names, Anyway? The Black Cauldron Review
For a long time, the film was mostly forgotten, and called a disaster when it wasn’t. For many who view the movie today, the question remains: is it really that bad? Did it deserve to be forgotten?
This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Camelot: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Review
You can’t make something a cinematic universe right out of the gate. You have to give audiences a reason to care. There is little reason here.
Tears of the Snow: King Arthur Review
In theory, a magicless telling of the tale doesn’t sound like a bad idea. It could be interesting to see how it could’ve really happened. It’s just a shame that this film is not.
A Clone In More Ways Than One: The Island Review
Michael Bay is gonna Michael Bay, and his worst tendencies are still on display. He restrains himself a bit, but refuses to truly mature his style or subvert himself. Still, if you can move past his more annoying traits, you’ll probably enjoy yourself.